She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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