Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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