ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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