Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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