lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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