i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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