a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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