She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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