My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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