So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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