I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is Oprah even human
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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