so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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