Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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