Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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