Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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