If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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