Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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