If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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