like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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