Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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