Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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