Sry I called you an 8
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
