Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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