Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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