plz talk dirty to me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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