I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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