So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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