Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
So apparently I’m into choking now
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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