brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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