I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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