She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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