I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
All the doctor said was why
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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