I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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