why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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