What did we do last night that was yellow?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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