i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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