her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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