Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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