Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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