i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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