We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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