Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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