ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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