Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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