idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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