I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
