Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
