he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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