I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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