Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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