I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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