The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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